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 One Stone is Enough to
break a Glass.....
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is
Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In
Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole
Life!
A - U'r Attractive B -
U'r D Best
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2
me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He
He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
Government of USA has
introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new
rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of
country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots
used
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history
continues....
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar
RAha (In Urdu)
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar
RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho
Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera
Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in
urdu)
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan
haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi
bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my
country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can
play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can
read SMS in my country...
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside
U.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING
U.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u -
Could u fax me ur photo
very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
From Mon to Sun, From
Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
U r a nice person...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar
Can v do romance in the midnigh
2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud
mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me
soon, urs Loving Mosquito By Nav D
In heaven together we were
in
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An
Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but
before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling
for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. By
JBM
Rose(In Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.By
Javed
Repeat these lines at least(In
Urdu)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday
after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a
millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de
baba"By
Javed
A friend is like a pillow
u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in
trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy,
when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow By fathee
A baby monkey asked his
mother
A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom
said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person
reading this SMS ! ! ! !By
Yatin
FRDSHIP is vast like
UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like
OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like
ME.By
Amina
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im
AM I CUTE? TEST call
if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im
preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur
jealous By Naveed
if sumone calls u cra (In
Urdu)
if sumone calls u
crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone
calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute"
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud
hoti hai.By Meeni
R u mad?
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now. By Dr.Bilal
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